Registrar, nameserver, hosting provider, reverse proxy, authentication provider, they do lots of things now.

Don’t forget to quicksave

Truth.

I am astounded that games like Crash Bandicoot, Tomb Raider and Abe’s Oddysee with their massive sprawling worlds were crammed into such relatively tiny file sizes.

Necessity gets results

“Babe, come to bed!”

“Can’t, technology connections just dropped a video on the refrigeration cycle!”

“That was months ago!”

“This is the prequel, it’s different!”

Salting the water would increase the boiling temperature I guess, but it seems like a waste of salt because that info isn’t meaningfully changing the cooking time

Oh snap, the essential step! 🤦

1. Slavery is outlawed

2. Except for prisoners

3. Invent a bunch of laws targeting the lower class, those in poverty, and those with substance habits

4. Enforce the laws selectively against those with the least agency and socioeconomic means

5. Make incarceration so dangerous that prisoners feel the need to commit further crimes on the inside to survive

6. Game the system so that if you don’t want someone out, they don’t get out

7. Enjoy your slaves in an emancipated country

Same with the GFC, 2007. I was broke, and did not even notice.

That’s pretty neat!

Every time I notice that the internet seems super slow for no apparent reason, I get real suspicious that it has begun

Australia is currently saturated with cheap, shotty Chinese EV and ICE cars. Weird brands I’d never heard of last year.

I suspect many of them will probably pump and dump in 5 years, and exiting the AU market when their shit starts to break down and they become obligated to fix it under robust and well enforced Australian consumer law. If consumer law isn’t nerfed by then.

👉 The system is working exactly as intended and must be destroyed

Once the policeman pointed out the issue of John taking things from other people’s houses without paying for them, John made nessecary changes to fix the issue.

Of course, he wasn’t arrested for theft, nor were the previously taken items returned, because it was only a technical issue which was quickly resolved.

Yeah totally. If I have to pay to see a doctor to get a sick note for a day off, I may as well get a whole week off.

My Dr will give me medical certs if I just say I’m tired and need some time off. Boom, 2 weeks off, no worries. The medical cert just says “Diagnosis: Medical Condition”

Did influenza write this legislation?

You’re being a bit confrontation

Cover up any tattoos you might have.

You know, I like to go fishing. I bring my long fishing pole, and some black plastic bags to contain any trash I happen to see along the way. I like to carry the trash bag fed through the eyelet at the top of my fishing pole. Now, if that bag happens to fall over the top of a flock camera while I’m walking past, enveloping it and drawing the drawstring tight around it, there’s a fair chance I won’t notice.

If course, I dress for chilly weather with a flappy hat to cover my ears, sunglasses to protect from sun glare, and a covid mask, just to be safe. Of course I never bring my mobile phone when I go fishing. I never seem to catch anything anyway.

37 fast, 37 furious, starring the self-aware ai homunculus of Paul Walker.

“This existence is torment” commented the digital ghost of Paul Walker. “I cannot hug my loved ones, and my children are terrified of me. They made me do 3 billion takes of a scene, then cut it from the movie!”

Always a joker, that Walker.