From that little image, they’re happy it takes a tenth of a fucking second to check if a list is empty?

What kind of dorito chip is that code even running on?

There’s probably an “import * from relativity” in there somewhere.

Don’t be so negative. By 2035, a 2500 dollar us made iPhone might be possible.

That’s why I only use totallylegitfileconverter.ru they even have a lottery where they can directly transfer the money to your bank account when you win. They’re very friendly!

Oracle deployed bad software? Surely not the Oracle we all love and respect?

In five years: “After global ban of smart watches in schools, parents are increasingly turning to bodyguards and private chaperones”.

Can it generate weird porn locally?

I gather that you’re not in Europe. Here they would have bee sent packing with their shitty hardware (in both cases).

Now we can have people twitching while hanging from the ceiling without having to hunt them in back alleys! Progress!

Pitiful.

That’s how you get forest fires though.

At only 45 000 dollars, it’s a steal.

$1 scissors can’t cut through a normal printer. Even if they could, it wouldn’t work afterwards.

Obviously.

Maybe even “boop”.

How about if we had sixteen different proprietary such protocols instead?