Don’t have to force surveillance on people. They’ll literally pay money for it.

If he views himself as badass as he tries to act, why is he here fucking around with the non-violent, legal immigrants just trying to work and live their lives? Why not head over to Russia and enlist for the frontlines? They’re taking volunteers. If he had real balls he’d go lay his life down for mother Russia without a hesitation. I’m sure those Russian soldiers would welcome him as their bro and not kick the shit out of him. I’m sure he’d storm those trenches and give Ukraine what-for like a real alpha warrior hero and single-handedly win the war, not get blown up by a drone in a nameless field.

Dude probably never even stepped foot in a gun safety course beyond anything that was the bare minimum to legally get his gun, if there was even any requirements. I don’t know Texas law. Based on what he said to his daughter about sexual assault, he seems like a completely careless shit.

I’ll do it. Then we can have 18 clones.

Goon probably couldn’t even articulate why he wanted Russia to win.

Same. Now I’m an adult who refuses to be constrained.

You’ve seen Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Now check out the new show Vaping in Cars with Children.

Dingdong. Sorry. I had to.

“We’re in”

Felt like reading a bad Mr. Robot fanfic episode.