Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.

We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!

Like UV light and moths. Just shine the light within an electrified fence and watch them pop.

No worries not Nintendo! I don’t like you so I wasn’t gonna buy one due to all the lawsuits.

Duck Dintendo I’m not ever allowing Dintendo games purchased from my pocket anymore. Do whatever the heck they do.

I got one of these Ryzen 7 5800X CPUs and I was running it against a much more updated Intel CPU on blender rendering using the Luxcore engine which simulates light rays. The gaming AMD CPU kicked the Intel Xeon gold 5218 to the curve. Usually the thing is just sitting idle, but when I need the power it delivers.

Timapple lol.

Discomfort.

Removed by mod

Parents turn to smart watches? Not in my household! Not one more fucking non Linux piece of shit spying screen more.

I met an enslave as a baby in Mexico. It was my great grandma’s sister (one of the several we all are supposed to have had). I have a photo of hers as a 30 or 40 year old. She looks pissed. I’m guessing she probably didn’t like the experience.

That’s how they got Luigi. They protect and serve the rich ass only.

It’s laser time boys!

That’s not the AI problem. The AI problem is that it tracks the user to benefit the company’s owner. Fuck that. Pure and simple. Take the AI out and put Linux on it. I’m tired of Amazon loading up Toilet paper on my cart before I ever know I’m running out of it. Sounds helpful, but stretches to some really evil shit like getting deported because your friends got deported and AI figured out you were here on the wrong visa. That shit is evil.

C’mon! Speak things! We need more training for our AI overlord… Lords, I’m sorry, AI overloards!

Surprise surprise!

At work we deal with valuable information and we gotta be careful what to ask. Probably we’ll have a total ban on these things at work.

At home we don’t give a fuck what your AI does. I just wanna relax and do nothing for as long as I can. So off load your AI onto a local system that doesn’t talk to your server and then we’ll talk.

…hmm that’s kind of shitty and it uses ten times more energy! Let’s go full enshitification!

Understood! Anyway, thanks to the ruzzian GPS, I made a left over the canyon. Currently dangling. I think its wrong!..oh wait, it’s because I didn’t tell it to not fly or avoid bodies of water. Got it!

What the fuck happened to him? He looks old!