You know what, I’ll take reheated bullshit over brand new bullshit at this point.

So people won’t shout at me online.

“An outside enemy exists only if there is anger inside.”

Go eat some lettuce and have sex.

And I used to be like you, then an 11 year old ran me and my fellow monks over with a car.

Now I’m a bunny rabbit!

You sound uptight. You should chill out, maybe meditate.

I know knew some guys who could have helped with that.

I guess I forgot to think of how their wives and children must be feeling.

When asked why they didn’t change course when they saw the truck heading for them, the monks replied that change must come from within.