

neat, funded by alibaba and tencent in part. so basically this thing is going to record everything it sees or hears and send it to data brokers.
the ultimate humanoid surveillance bot for those who can afford 6k for a virtually useless conversation piece with a short battery life.
it can harvest my black berries…
and by that i mean it can be used as an automated masturbation device to extract the semen via sexual stimulation from my genital region. implying that i wouldnt use it for its intended purpose, but for sexual ones, as a joke.
on a subconcious level, this is a knee jerk reaction to a creeping feeling that humans are becoming more and more obsolete in the face of automation, and the horrific potentialities of what is yet to come.
fuckin’ clankers!