I mean the series of books. That’s all we want.

Cool and all, but no thanks.

Finish the goddamned series we’ve been waiting decades for.

Each day I think he can’t get more stupid, and each day I’m wrong.

It is a phone. They’re just getting shitty phones and golding them up, but they do exist. I’m sure some guy bought one of the early incarnations and took it apart to show how shit it was. Now they use a different cheap phone.

Still a scam, of course.

Money laundering