There is no competition in my area, I either have 100 MBit Starlink or… well… I can climb on the next hill to send an Email. Welcome to rural Germany.

In this case i would lose access to Starlink and be confined to the very very shitty internet connection i had before. Sooo… no, his companies can stay.

I honestly would love it…

why would you try to copy windows?

Because you may prove you can? I mean, this is an absolutely valid reason.