I work in a company that has 30k+ employees throughout the world. Management integrated Salesforce two years ago, and it’s been a shit show. Everyone hates Salesforce, but I guess Salesforce must have the best sellers in the world?

I know one line that’ll go up: suicides.

What the shit? Ooh, I need to test this on my work computer!

This is why I chose not to have kids. We’re fucked. Our children will be proper fucked. Their children will probably not get to see old age. Thanks for all the fish!

See the first law. Who do you think gives the directives?

We should remove all laws that has loopholes! No traffic laws, minimum police, total anarchy 💥

So does my wifes Epson, works great after 8 years (and 5 in storage!!!). However, if something broke, it would be impossible to fix it. I know I’ll be getting her this printer once the Epson breaks down.

The US has been in a war/conflict 93% of its 249 years existence. They’re always at war.

New car sales in Norway in September 2025: 98% electric. 1/3 of them were Teslas. Sales are also up in Denmark.

Speedrunning to his own death. Not staying he’ll die there, but when the world stops being so fucking docile, we’ll have the Nuremberg trials V2, where people like him should be sent for execution. It’s the biggest mistake we did after WWII; we didn’t execute enough of the Nazis.

Unnews. Unfacts. This is unfun.

Gotta try everything at least once!

So when someone buys [anything] with a screen, the OS on the screen if free?

I don’t have a receipt for the OS in my car, so it means I must’ve gotten it for free. Same with the seats, steering wheel, mirrors, buttons, doors, you bang it! But what did I actually pay for then?

Go to touch.kids for all your tTouchy needs!

Direct login to your profile: touch.my.kids

If the car has a cassette player, you can get this cassette with a 3.5 jack coming out of it, and then connect that to the discman to listen to CDs! The 90’s were fun.

I prefer AMAMA.

Got a link to it on thingiverse?

The fuck did Weird Al do to juggalos?

No… That cannot be true, considering how rich the company is, so no, your statement must be incorrect according to my analytics. /s

0.54% of a foosball table. Or 0.00000000000000042% of the length of two average elephants.