Boomer Humor Doomergod

Nah, the rocks are fine. It’s putting seeds in the ground that’s the problem. That’s how the seeds get you to do their bidding.

I feel barely human most days, because we are all collectively heinous, so I must have missed that.

Agriculture was a mistake.

Ketchup on a burrito that you don’t know is called a burrito is up there with putting ketchup on a well-done steak

It’s so American to be ashamed of the world laughing at us, and not at all the heinous shit we’ve done.

Functional, yes. But rarely are these sorts of things efficient. They’re covered in decades of cruft and workarounds.

Which just makes them that much harder to port to a different language. Especially by some 19 year old who goes by “Big Balls”

Solution: Create an open source foundation, cram the board with Google employees

Anyone else remember when Phil Schiller bored the Macworld expo to death explaining why RISC was better than CISC?

Probably for similar reasons we can’t go back to small cars: People are getting older and can’t handle them.

ETA: Old people need giant text so they can read things. Big screens show more big text. They also don’t want to drop down into a small car, so they buy SUVs and trucks. So they make SUVs and trucks and great big screens for the old people who are most of the population.

Source: I am an old person. Except I drive a small car because it’s fun

Man this reddit site sounds awful

Paypal: Our products are so bad our own employees don’t use them

If the mods or admin do something that causes you injury, such as ignoring requests that will prevent harassment.

So it’s okay for some random dude to collect sensitive data and spread propaganda?

Can you order an RV a motor coach from Temu?

The Supreme Court overturning the Chevron doctrine could stop that pretty quick