This text is just indistinguishable from satire

It’s a government of crooks and grifters, so looking like a grifter site does make it look authentic

And of course it is a cost cutting measure. In the UK centuries of academic tradition are sacrificed on the altar of neoliberalism

Doesn’t sound like he will be too sad

Musk, an antagonist to various figures in the worlds of business and politics, has a close relationship with Ellison – who is often described as a mentor to the South Africa-born tech entrepreneur.

Ellison sat on the board of Tesla between 2018 and 2022 and put $1bn into Musk’s purchase of Twitter – since rebranded as X. According to Walter Isaacson’s biography of Musk, when the Tesla CEO asked Ellison to invest in Twitter, Ellison said he would put in a billion dollars or “whatever you recommend”. Musk is a frequent visitor to Ellison’s Hawaiian island, Lanai, according to the book.