Yeah but no dead humans

Lol

Just shoot the robots

Too many joins on those queries, not enough indexes. Had a client once where everything was either a varchar(255) or text. Everything was a LIKE ‘%phrase%’ you could take the whole thing down by hitting F5 too many times.

Clearly we need more boundaries. Then only a few of them will be crossed. Checkmate, Mother Earth.

Damn drones think they own the place

I would love to move to Canada, but H1B just hurts locals unless there is an actual shortage of talent.

In what way does the US have Canada’s balls?

Fucking leaky vibes.