That makes sense—being raised by ChatGPT might be marginally better than being raised by Sam Altman.

Somebody call CPS

That says a lot about how worthless if a human he is.

Well every other person that ever existed was raised without ChatGPT being necessary so just ask anyone.

In other words, he’s an idiot.

For thousands of years people have raised their kids without the benefit of the moneypit 9000, Sam Altman is apparently dumber then a caveman.

Someone needs to Chat CPS.

Who tf would have a baby with that wanker?

Maybe because he’s an idiot?

Just a big ol’ WTF here…

I believe the answer Sam is by being a parent and figuring shit out. Babies do very few things: eat, pee, burp, shit and sleep. If they have done all those things within a reasonable timeframe then it is likely they are hot, cold or otherwise uncomfortable. And some babies just want you to talk to them and hold them. After spending time raising your child you’ll develop a sixth sense for what a cry is for so first you have to spend time with them.

Now, if you are filthy rich you shove the screaming sack of skin into the nearest nanny and GTFO. Later in life you’ll wonder why your relationship is business like at best and transactional at worst with your kid, which you will lament to your therapist about, but still fail to have the self realization that it’s because you were never a parent.

P. S. Please fall out a high rise window or down a very long hard flight of stairs ASAP.

I also don’t understand how anyone could possibly not be a massive disappointment to their family without my patented Solutionbot 3600 that you can also take advantage of for just $$/month forever.

Money please!

What in the actual fuck ‽

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if lots of new parents are asking LLMs for advice.

And before AI (and probably still), new parents probably googled a lot of things.

And before internet search engines, new parents probably checked out books from libraries.

Poor kid is doomed