I’m torn between “uh, what” and “no.”

why do I want to carry a printer with me? no. this sounds more like a point-of-sale device.

No.

But I would immediately buy a new laptop with a track ball and mouse buttons like this one

I’ve only seen one irl, and they are incredibly intuitive to use, and you don’t accidentally move the mouse while typing

Ignoring the printer aspect… I do everything I can to avoid laptop trackpads anyway. I’ve never used one that didn’t make me want to smack the designers of.

I print roughly two or three things per year, and they’re always bigger than A5, so that would be a completely useless feature for me.

Depending on the specs, that sounds like it could be fun. Like a quirky street performance thing for artists to draw, print & sell art all at once?

No, it’s been years since I printed anything, and I’m not willing to start now.

• I’m coming up on three years with my current employer and never felt the need to even find a printer
• I was planning to get a laser printer now that I no longer need color for school projects…. But what would I want to print?