Guy selling something says buying it will make your, mother-in-law stop visiting, your kids smarter, and your dick longer, more at 11…

Then again… it also could not happen shortly after 2027.

If I blatantly lie about my capabilities can I also get unlimited VC money and zero blowback?

I took a shit, it’s growing sentient and could surpass almost all humans at almost anything by 2027.

Everyone keeps pointing at 2027 for a variety of world changing events. I’m kinda worried.

This just in: asshole says thing! Oh no!

…well, hopefully it’s better at politics than we are.

Though, if that bar was any lower it’d be passing through the planet core.

how about no, nerd.