For reasons that boggle my mind, I am required to keep a Google account for work (ties into some proprietary software the company uses)
Earlier today, I got the following -


Yes, I’m certain people under the age of 16 are known for their use of very specific EHR software that requires professional license to subscribe to in the first place. Makes perfect sense.
Anyone else get one of these “for you protection” msgs from Big evil?


How do you know the names of your unborn grandchildren of your unborn children?
because if they are not named as i predicted they will be missing out on some crazy cool email names
I registered xx_n00bslayer420_xx just in case any of my grand kids are named that
fuck, i wanted this one too 😤
Didn’t know you could give birth to millennials these days!