codeshittication

Tech debt

• Subscription coding.
• It looks like you’re writing an app. Can I help you with that?
• CrappyCodey
• Clueless coding
• Klutz code
• Mañana coding
• Brain-free coding
• Developerless development
• Self-driving systems
• Humanity-free development
• If claude can do this it can replace management next
• Claude codepirated
• Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
• AI pwned

• Slopcoding
• Codeslopping
• Spaghetticoding
• “Good luck trying to figure this out in 2 years” Coding

• Slopcoding
• Poopslopping
• Anti-environment laziness

I like to pronounce it very German in my environment, which becomes Klaut Kot. Steals Feces. It’s quite fitting tbh.

Slopulator

Shit.

We don’t do vibe coding here, we do agentic engineering. 😎

Slopilation. Wastecode. Bullshit harvesting.

Automated bullshiting?

slop dig

isn’t vibe coding a term that comes from the ai bros themselves first? We would’ve used slop coding lol

I’ve got no strong contenders.

“Blind coding” “Script slopping” “Junk writing” “Not knowing what you’re doing, but it’s fine because you also aren’t capable of knowing what you’re doing” “Slop slapping” (as in “I had a problem with my computer, so I slop slapped a solution on it”) “Wasting GPU cycles so you can also waste CPU cycles”