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    She doesn’t have the job because she’s smart.

    She has the job because she’s on their side.

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    The law firm I work for has been tracking his EO’s, and we’ve had to put a disclaimer on our pages this week because WH office staff keep putting the wrong articles under the wrong URL’s and we don’t want our clients to think it’s us making these stupid mistakes.

    He’s literally just hiring his stupid pals and firing competent workers.

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    Secretary of Education - that would be Linda McMahon: politician, business executive, and former professional wrestling promoter.

    Jesus Fucking Christ no wonder the world laughs at us. “You want I should teach dem skools a lesson, boss?”

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    Linda McMahon, part of the McMahon crime family accused of sex trafficking and other such crimes.

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      Who has an obvious cuckold and exhibitionism kink which she displayed in front of the world and recorded it.

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    Considering Vince McMahon didn’t know what a burrito was, I’m not particularly surprised.

    Madigan told PWTorch editor Wade Keller: "It’s one of these stories that always repeats itself. I think the idea was they were trying to work an angle with Big Show and - like Andre (the Giant), here’s a guy who is so physically big and physically imposing - what can you do to get over on Big Show? And how are you going to do it?

    "I think they were going to poison Big Show and give him a spiked burrito. The whole concept was: ‘We’re going to spike his food, spike the burrito, you cut to a vignette before that showing him eating it, and then he passes out in the ring.’ So, Vince goes, ‘Burrito?! Who the hell knows what a burrito is?’ It was such a far concept. And everyone in the room goes, ‘Well, we know what a burrito is.’ And Vince goes, ‘Well, where the hell have I been?’

    “But, the funny thing is, Wade, every day at noon, Vince’s secretary would walk into the office - the writing room - with a burrito. It was a steak-wrap cut in half. And he would put ketchup on it. Every day, he was eating a burrito and not knowing what it was. But, that’s the idea - when you’re in a bubble and in a business where you’re ostracized from society, it’s you and them, that’s it. Everyone else is an outsider, so things like that do make sense in the confines of the wrestling world.”

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      It was a steak-wrap cut in half. And he would put ketchup on it.

      That’s no burrito, that’s an abomination.

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    Bro how out of touch with your colleagues do you have to be to not know it’s AI. Have you literally never heard someone around you talk about it? No one on TV? You’ve never said it aloud to someone who corrected you?

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    Woke antifa INFILTRATOR promoting SECOND LANGUAGE EDUCATION in LEETSPEAK so your CHILD can learn HACKING on USENET

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    The cabinet of president Trump is not known for their skills with the subjects they deal with, but for their willingness to kiss his ass.

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      That’s because it is. I worked at a place that did this kind of photography for businesses years back. That steak probably got 20 seconds on each side to sear, the grill marks and caramelization painted on, the juice around it some colored glue, the steam some guy’s vape; those sorts of things.

      You’d never want to eat the photography subject afterwards.

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        Yummy! I’ve heard they’re using hair spray too, in order to keep things in place and/or glossy.

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    Guess we’re seasoning our tech with a bit of flavor now. Hope the AI doesn’t start recommending steak recipes during math class.