Nah, the other stuff will all fit on your computer’s hard drive, this is only for porn. They should call it the Porn Drive.

I’ve used Samsungs for years, but they have gotten too expensive for what I need, so I went for a Pixel this time around. I got issues with it, but mostly because I’m so used to the Samsung universe. Still way better than an Apple.

I guess I’m a Spanish drug dealer now.