What if you OWNed some child pornography.

Usually some new chick in marketing.

And fuck off that pikachu guy as well.

They can turn them off though right?

Right?!

Russia or Ukraine?

Ok well say your company has ten people. One of them is a purpleite and every year the religion celebrates the merging of red and blue, every year - and it coincides with the superbowl. Seven of the ten people want to take that as a long weekend to watch the game. The company can handle this… but oh no! wait, two of the remaining employees are related and share a mother who has people coming after her for personal reasons. She wants to send her kids to somewhere safe so she sends them to west philly. It turns out that’s where the merging happens so the three of them can drive over together. Meanwhile two people have to cancel their superbowl plans to accommodate the purplite. The two related employees get to live safely with their mother’s sister and her husbandi think that this is fine, it sucks for the superbowl crew but that’s not as important as someone’s religion or someone’s family situation. I think if you read this and look in the mirror you will see it all with a fresh understanding.

I’m not religious but I feel like people should have a right to take their annual leave for their religious holidays, yeah?

Now you can do both!

More Tunnels!

He’s playing it like a chello 😭

Herp derp it’s da BIOlAbS!

I’m not them and I don’t want to be #thatguy, but the daily mail is kind of racist tbqh.

Also to be fair, they are being executed.

It’s not the death of windows, they will flourish. Most users don’t understand and so many more won’t care if they do.

Any that do left years ago.

Microsoft knows it, and they know that more will leave - a good few, but they priced it in.

Continue doom scrolling? y/n.

“for too long in Aukus, we talked too much and delivered too little” he said, talking.

Guarenteed to be a decade or more behind nefarious counterparts developmentally, I am sure.

READING FOR NERDS

We don’t do that here bro

Imagine for a moment they are quarantined in Europe and there is no break out. Virus contained.

Now try to imagine that in the US. See you can’t!

I am kidding, somewhat.

Do we want to deal with watching the US having an Ebola outbreak under this administration?

Have a good think about what that will look like, I could imagine a world where it is unfairly in everyone’s best interest?

He’s on two somethings.