Lemminary

Ok, but who’s gonna play golf and cheat on their wife at Coldplay concerts??

Breathe less 💁

Awesome! I can’t wait for the US to kick itself in the nuts… again.

Amazon Workspaces

As an end user with this model at work, I hate this slow-ass shit that keeps freezing on me and randomly disconnects. Not fun or productive when it starts talking seconds to register a click because the connection becomes unstable for no apparent reason.

I can’t think of a better illustration for the article than that guy’s belly.

Fyi, you won’t be able to watch videos on Zen if you’re on Windows. (Yes, you use Arch btw, and wouldn’t be caught dead using Microslop products, thank you random commenter from the future. :^) )

You know what also changes a body permanently? Your mom sitting on it. #gottem

You’re not but I am.

How much Mar-a-Lago face do you need to be considered a “synthetic performer”?

Knowing Microslop, I’m not too worried. They’ll either scrap the idea before implementing it or make it so shitty people won’t use it. Let them try for the shits n giggles.

Sounds tasty. When’s the roast? I hope he doesn’t mind our table manners.

I grew up so ideologically opposed to these guys that I hate it when they make a good point. 😩

everyone is unemployed and fighting over an ever decreasing piece of the pie?

Roasted CEO

I’d also like to know but I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried.

Ok 👍

I only meant English, I don’t know about Spanish.

And Mexicans.

Source: am Mexican.

Use water for free?! You anti-capitalist commie!

Captain Hindsight, signing off! 🫡