Tangent5280@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•AMD’s trusted execution environment blown wide open by new BadRAM attackEnglish
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17 days agoIf someone breaks into your home and shits your pants then they might be able to make you smell like shit.
If someone breaks into your home and shits your pants then they might be able to make you smell like shit.
My favorite computer vulnerability is when a state actor kidnaps me and attaches high voltage jumpers to my ballsack with the threat of frying them if I don’t give up my NFT seed phrase.
My second favorite vulnerability is when a common robber steals my Daddy Tate Tokens from my shadow encrypted, quantum hardened disk by breaking my kneecaps with a $5 wrench.