When you quit talking to potential customers and go right for the unhinged investors.

It will happen to YOU!

The batshit insane part of that is they could just make easy canned answers for thank yous, but nope…IT’S THE USER’S FAULT!

edit: To the mass downvoting prick who is too cowardly to comment, whats it like to be best friends with a calculator?

reaches the 200,001th bend

snap

Damnit!

…they need encryption backdoors? I was under the impression 99% of mainstream social media sites would willingly give sensitive information up for free without any hassle.