On brand, I mean his idols all did this too in the late 1940’s…next thing you know is Pete will buy land in Antarctica.

Boycott the World Cup, don’t watch on tv or in person. Don’t spend a penny on this shit show.

There will be no prime day…

Just watch the Russian victory day military parade from earlier this month to see how “great” things are going for Putin and Russia.

Mark my words, Jeff is positioning himself to eventually run for president.

When the line goes up that’s me! When the line goes down that’s Biden! 🫲🍊🫱

Sir it’s May 2026, we are at war with Iran, the price of everything is skyrocketing, and we are facing a major fuel shortage due to said war…and where is the Epstein files?

That’s Biden! 🫲🍊🫱

Total victory has been achieved! Now watch me start the war again! Restart the clock!

🫲🍊🫱

Congratulations Bulgaria, take that L Israel, also FUCK Israel.

This is the stupidest episode of love island ever.

The high seas are callin us boys! 🏴‍☠️

Hello? Who dis? New phone! 🫲🍊🫱

o7

The used car market looks mighty good right about now.

On brand for a president who gets participation trophies to give a team that didn’t qualify for the World Cup a participation trip to the World Cup.

Fuck off vance, go check in with your momma I hear she is selling your couch for a bag of Ajax cleaner to snort.

Imma bout to get banned on instagram…

“If Donny has to die, then let him die.”

Must be nice to have politicians who are trying to improve the lives of the people.

Did you say thank you?