It’s a checkbox to put on the brochure for idiots who can’t make a decision. Also big bonus for the ad-exec when they don’t make any changes to the vehicle but still need something “new.” Idiotic arms-race for sure. Same thing with how cars are so big now, no one wants to be the “small guy” at the car measuring contest. Because humans are stupid and easily manipulated.

While well-meaning this is a terrible idea and not how the Internet should work. Block their payments, make it illegal to operate, but don’t start letting any government decide who’s allowed on the Internet.

Bro, again? Corporate sales must be dirt cheap.

I love watching sports but I don’t love paying $100 per ticket (on the low end) in a publicly funded stadium where somehow the billionaire owner gets $98 of that. Sports fans are crazy.

American Capitalism 101. Sacrifice future growth for immediate profits.

Ah, the famous “Fox News” defense of claiming you’re an entertainment medium but you should totally trust it.

“No this religion respects women, we swear!”

Sure buddy, whatever keeps the iPhone nightmares at bay for another year. But does the battery last three times as long? Who cares about screens if I have to charge twice a day.

Same here!

It’s always who you most expected.

“Hey! Stop using well known workarounds to my idiot demands! Surely this is brand new technology that no one could have known about!”

And we’re back to what TV used to be, millions of ad-supported channels no one cares about except people who just want background noise. Time really is a flat circle.

Like anything Trump, I’d get the money up front.