if you count whiskey and cigars as hacking

My favorite computer vulnerability is when a state actor kidnaps me and attaches high voltage jumpers to my ballsack with the threat of frying them if I don’t give up my NFT seed phrase

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that fucking coat he wears

because calling it Windows 9 would have messed up software that checked if it was running on Windows 95.