It Fannot. Or it Fan’t.

I have a house filter that functions on the same principal… Lol!

Hey! Are you crazy!!! You’re wearing pants while using your new iPad? Those pants club iPads in mere seconds! Try new silicone pants! Silicone pants are as clean as polystyrene without the downsides of other clean fabrics such as glass fabric! Get them at Walmart! Or get a new IPad Thin! It comes with a clean set including underwear, hair removal creme, pants, T-shirt and panties and bra for women. You can get a discount if you don’t want the unisex version. The I-condom comes included with Bluetooth.

At some point the AI says…fuck this guy, here color this shit and watch this movie. Eventually the student becomes a great painter.

Wellp… This morning I was ready to go to work and have a few meetings but thanks to windows 11 inconvenient update service now I can just come here to complain.

Hmmm… Maybe people using windows 10 really do love the full screen ads! Yeah! They missed the ads so they went back to windows 10 until they can get those ads in windows 11! Yup! That must be it!

I would double down on full screen unstoppable ads. Maybe one that looks like a BSOD? That would be lovely!

I bet they’re gonna have to do what car dealerships do… Yeah bring your old iPad for trade in!.. Okay I don’t see my trade in discount though…it’s right there! Look in the small font, it’s $5.56 we compared against Kelly’s cousin’s purple book of laptops.

The supremes: oh! Yes! We are on your side ISPs! The MPAA and RIAA will now be allowed to sue individual users directly bypassing courts.

Have fun! You got them boys! You got that 98 year old grandma! Get her house! And that minority girl trying to download the new Beyonce songs? Deathrow! 1 per song! All the single ladies our ass! You wouldn’t download a car! We’re the Supremes! Watch us! But first Trump is president starting now, and poor kids shall get no food in school! They wouldn’t be poor if they got food! Oh and women…we did the abortion thing already darn!..no vote for women! Marriage age 6 now, overruling all states laws.