All Russias, I’m guessing

Ah, so now the president chooses who gets to buy which businesses, totally not choosing the ones who will cock suck him all day.

And TikTok will not be the last. Now a wealthy person can just ask the US to buy up something. Doesnt sound like Russia at all.

Hi yet your diapers have changed, cheeto.

Totally, and the deal’s going to happen in two weeks. Definitely two weeks.

In order to make sure they were wealthy enough, I’m sure he personally tested them one by one, challenging to send him a big donation in cryptocurrencies.

That’s what a committed President-slash-genius looks like!

Narrator: “he didn’t”

Hahahaha hahaha hahaha bro, they literally seized every digital channel you all are like “let’s go stand in the street to show people who many of us there are” that’ll fucking change things.