Can it rate my Farts?
But no machine could ever match the skill of Sam Valiant, Private Nose!
Oohhh, does this mean we can stop putting dogs in traumatizing and potentially life threatning situations on the police force?!
As long as this doesn’t have an 80% false positive rate like the dogs do.
I don’t think it’s the dogs that have the false positive rate, it’s the handlers.
Which is why dogs hitting on something should never be reasonable cause.
Although I’m a bit biased because a drug dog hitting on Claritin D in my front seat is why I spent 19 weeks in alternative school. Those fuckers picked flakes of what they called weed out of my floorboards.
That’s a feature, not a bug
Depends on the price
⚠️ Attention Hollywood! ⚠️
Smell-O-Vision could be just around the corner!
Third time’s the charm?