Stop me if you’re over 30 and have heard this three dozen times during your life.

Most of my teeth are destroyed, decades of neglect due to mental illness. I’ve been hearing about lab-grown teeth for the last 25 years and always hope it happens soon, but the progress seems to be genuine this time. I just hope it doesn’t cost insane amounts of money to get teefs grown.

They’re going to need to shrink it down, that’s way too big.