Very cool.

Now someone please tell my entire extended circle of friends and family how to reset their password. (Fair warning, you’ll probably have to explain that yes, they have a password, first.)

Good point. Back to the drawing board.

womp womp

Oh thank goodness, i was concerned he couldn’t look any more ridiculous.

Cambridge Analytica never left

Ohhh. I thought it was some computer thing.

What is “Windows”?

I did? Huh.

James Brown, in his later years, believed he was being surveilled by electronic devices in his teeth. When we read “that’s a thing” next year and no one acts surprised you can forgive him his PCP usage.

So deleted everywhere except in the places you most wish it was deleted.

HE IS A DEMENTED RAPIST CONMAN

Using a macbook for the picture tho. Rude.

Bitter? I thought everyone agreed it was a rousing success and a brilliant idea.

The voluntary mind dump I gave my information to fir their monetization schemes has turned on me!

she ded

NEVER use social media that requires your personal information. Try not to use it at all.

This is a voluntary social disease. It’s not necessary.

That’s kinda weird, yo.