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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·2 days agoSpoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoSomeone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoIn truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoNah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agothey’re not sharp, they’re serrated
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThat makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoNo, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoYour MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoAlright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoDuh. Her boobs are not the same size.
Spoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
Someone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
In truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
Nah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
they’re not sharp, they’re serrated
That makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.
No, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.
Your MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
Alright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
I’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁
Duh. Her boobs are not the same size.