• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    I can think of plenty, just oh shit we have to get to the hospital please take us to the hospital with a legitimate oh shit we have to get to the hospital tends to override most traffic bullshits. Making the judgment of whether something is a legitimate oh shit we need to get to the hospital is why we have EMTs but like, if the Friday night shift knows you have emergencies when you eat buttered popcorn and there’s a new bee movie out they might just expect you to drive yourself (or rather, have a trusted friend and swearing team buddy) because you’re half expecting a damn emergency at the bee movie and you’ve had twelve too many, they know which roads to keep clear of toddlers and the elderly. Damn bees.

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        4 hours ago

        i’m shopping the script to paramount. she loses her bee husband in a drunk driving accident and doesn’t know how to handle the steady swarm of bee courting.

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          2 hours ago

          If it’s Paramount, you’ll need a MAGA angle, like the drunk driver was a Trans school shooter running from the scene after murdering a class of special needs kids.

          For starters.

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            2 hours ago

            i figured at paramount the drunk driving accident would sell well, since we’re having it be a “look how cool it is to drive drunk” thing. she was at the wheel and murdered her beesband for fun.