• Agent641@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      “I can feel da gae rays being channeled into my brain. When I sleep I dream about de men in de security details fighting over too tight uniforms in de laundry room. In de morning wen I wake up, de penis is hard. What more proof do you need that the US has a gae gun?”

  • chilldrivenspade@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    people that think like this are the most brain-rot-addled group of people on earth. also clearly the most sexually repressed and closeted.

  • Naich@piefed.world
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    5 days ago

    Is it not a bit weird that some people think that it’s possible for them to be turned gay? I mean, I’m not gay, and I have no fear of being turned gay. No matter how much cock, bumsex, or just general fabulousness gets thrown at me, it’ll not turn me gay because I’m not gay. One commonly recurring feature of those who fear the gay is that they seem to think it’s very easy for them to be turned gay. Funny that.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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      Thats why whenever they start talking about it being a choice, I know they are gay, or at least bi. No straight person ever made a choice, they just were, and that’s the way gay people are, too. There is no choice involved, unless you are trying to avoid one side or the other.

      Which you have the right to do, too. If you want to switch your sexuality, go for it. It’s probably not healthy, and it probably won’t make you feel better, but it’s a free country. It’s also a free country for other people who want to live with the sexuality they are comfortable with.

    • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world
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      We need more Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenhollys. He may have gotten everything else wrong in that movie, but he had an open mind for a fake homosexual couple with an ape for a child. Handled that situation pretty well.

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    4 days ago

    Western society keeps turning the frogs gay! The tourists turned lions gay! Gays cause hurricanes! Etc etc

    What i love about all these statements is how powerful the “gay force” is to these ppl. Like gays do this by just living their life. Obviously homophopes cannot let them focus this raw energy. They must be stopped before they can focus it into a rainbow and become more powerful than metal gear or something I dk.

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      Obi Wan: “The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. We use the Gay Force to make the straights penetrate each other.”

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    4 days ago

    President of a country suffering from all kinds west caused problem thinks homosexuality is the problem. I guess you have to mislead people when you are in on it.