I’m so sure that this will happen…
And also, who doesn’t want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.
The shortest distance between Tesla and your house is a full circle around the country.
Also at the odometer rate of Tesla Miles, where the warranty runs out faster.
Yet another lie.
The shareholders should sue.
Tesla lost 6% of its value today so I’m sure Elmo felt compelled to find something to pull out of his ass.
He’s always lied about the self-driving capabilities of the cars and promised timelines that have never held. Print this statement out and use it as toilet paper
‘this year’
Sure, Elon. Lets get you back to bed.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se sorta vibes
Riiiiiiiight
Tesla will begin its roll out of its self-driving Robotaxi fleet in multiple US cities in the months to come, already taking appropriate regulatory steps in both California and Texas.
Anyone want to take bets on how many deaths/injuries will there be before they’re pulled?
Infinite is valid all things considered.
It’s irrelevant because I’m never buying anything that piece of shit touches.
[NARRATOR]: It didn’t.
Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?
It’s Morgan Freeman for me.
I don’t want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.
It can drive itself straight to the dump
Is that a threat?
No it won’t.
