Dusky sharks, who are apparently fed by people and tour boat operators so they stick around the boats.
Witness testimonies suggest a shark reportedly lunged at his GoPro camera.
“The situation likely occurred via a process of juxtaposition bites, with two distinct motivations: the first, a (probably single) reflex/clumsiness bite driven by food begging, and the second, several predatory bites triggered by a feeding frenzy,” researchers explain.
“The central objective is to eliminate the begging behaviour in sharks, and this can only be achieved by establishing and enforcing a complete and total ban on all artificial feeding of sharks by the public,” scientists write.
Ah, once again we’ve identified the true problem while they’re trying to blame and fearmonger sharks.
Vending machines, people. Don’t forget.
Wild animals are never “harmless.”
Deer have killed people. Birds have killed people.
Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!
Very, very slowly
But relentlessly
The odds of you being killed by a snail are low… but never zero. And when it inevitably happens, there’s no way to prove that it was intentional, that it was retribution for your crimes against this snail’s entire bloodline… but I’ll know.
My only regret is that I could not have killed more snails in my short life. They eat my garden.
Let me introduce you to this French cuisine I think you’ll enjoy.
Water had killed people.
Gravity has killed people.But above all, humans have killed people.
If I wanted to live, I’d go live with the sharks.
100%
humans are the worst
Eh. Food has killed people too, we’re not that impressive
He looks so silly and cute tho…
Juuuust a liiiiitle snoot boop…
This man was last seen surrounded by cats:
Previously thought harmless, these were really really hungry.
I’ve never met a cat person who believed they were harmless.
Not being harmless os part of their charm.
The odds of your pet cat killing and eating you are low, but never zero.
I’m gonna go ahead and choose not to swim in a school of sharks.
I’m gonna go ahead and choose not to pogo-stick on I-5 at rush hour
Listen someone has to and it sounds like you just volunteered
Back in the 70’s I used to swim with nurse sharks all around. Wonder if they will start eating peops at some point as well.
Hunger isn’t a joke. I once saw a squirrel eating a bird.
I saw a crow snatch up and gulp down a newborn sparrow that fell out of its nest. It was a pretty hardcore nature moment seeing the whole flock of sparrows freak out, and the mom being frantic for an hour afterwards.
A lot of herbivores will eat meat opportunistically, even if they’re not starving. It’s an easy way of getting quick nutrients.
Squirrels are not strictly herbivores though. It’s pretty typical behavior for them to occassionally eat eggs, baby birds or other smaller critters.
Or meat out of the garbage bin in the park. Or cum from disposed condoms in the park.
Yeah, ofc. Why would you miss 🤮 an opportunity 🤮for 🤮 a easy 🤮 source of protein 🤮.
This guy parks.
Now that escalated quickly.
Or the dismembered body I buried, in the park.
Maybe NSFW but horse eating a chick.
Christ.
I describe the video briefly below, so don’t read if you’re straight-up avoiding this.
For anyone curious, it’s not gory or horrendous. There is a chick, which the horse just kinda… mouths up, and the hen rushes the horse who just does care. Then more chewing.
Squirrels are omnivorous. Their PR is awesome and not many people know about that. But a squirrel with blood on its face is a little chilling.
That’s (not) nuts!
Once saw a squirrel run up to a half flattened spasming and dying squirrel on the road and chitter around it for a second. We all thought it was its friend or relative. Then it took the nut out of the dying squirrels mouth and ran off with it.
Ice Age 22
The recession (climate change) is hitting us all, human and animal
Sharks are literally underwater dogs. Same consequences for FAFO, but much more stigmatized.
Yeah, but when a Labrador mouths your hand you still get to keep it.
If they want to hurt you… no. Maybe not with small dogs, but the same applies to small sharks.
If a tiny 2 foot long cookie cutter shark can take chunks out of people, then any shark bigger than that with sharp teeth is equally if not more dangerous.
You just said the reason why I don’t go in the sharks’ homes. They live there. Sharks are gonna shark. Don’t wanna get eaten by a shark? Don’t go in the water!
Somewhere, my mother’s paranoia is shouting in vindication.
Turns out these sharks have been following the news.
Decent people.
There’s something in the water there…
The last thing that went through his head was “dusky shark do do do do do do…”
And they are still harmless, I’m sure flies have killed people too.
