Then don’t take the dollar, take the fucking hand.

Odds are when asked for the second dollar, it will be a lot more forthcoming.

Then we can shoot the fucker down and take them all out in one fell swoop. What a beautiful sunrise that would make.

Dear USA,

Womp womp.

Sincerely,

Everywhere Else.

You’re completely correct here, and that makes the whole burning shitbin even worse.

What stupid games, exactly?