Considering I’d never buy one, great! I couldn’t care less.

If you want maple syrup, I’ll send you some, I’ll even pay the taxes for you.

I’d be ok joining the EU, I like how they do things. We’re pals, we can hang out more.

Great news, you don’t have to bother, just switch to Linux. I did, and I don’t have to spend a single moment worrying about what Microsoft is doing to their garbage.