Unnews. Unfacts. This is unfun.

Gotta try everything at least once!

So when someone buys [anything] with a screen, the OS on the screen if free?

I don’t have a receipt for the OS in my car, so it means I must’ve gotten it for free. Same with the seats, steering wheel, mirrors, buttons, doors, you bang it! But what did I actually pay for then?

Go to touch.kids for all your tTouchy needs!

Direct login to your profile: touch.my.kids

If the car has a cassette player, you can get this cassette with a 3.5 jack coming out of it, and then connect that to the discman to listen to CDs! The 90’s were fun.

I prefer AMAMA.

Got a link to it on thingiverse?

The fuck did Weird Al do to juggalos?

No… That cannot be true, considering how rich the company is, so no, your statement must be incorrect according to my analytics. /s

0.54% of a foosball table. Or 0.00000000000000042% of the length of two average elephants.

It’s to put the blame on the consumer. Fuck these cooperate overlords. I’m hungry, when do we eat?

I got ads on my non-ad subscription. Cancelled and now sail the seven seas whenever i want to watch something created by HBO/Max/whatever the fuck they’re called.

Sounds exactly like HP.

This was in Norway! I was fucking flabbergasted when it happened!

The story about my personal laptop was in Australia.

I used to work in a large oil company for a decade. Around 2018, everyone got new HP laptops with touch screen. We’re talking 20.000 permanent employees, and more than 40.000 externals (externals did not get a laptop). After a couple of weeks, people started complaining about the fan making a lot of noise.

After HP checked the laptops, it turned out that the fan was not powerful enough. Their solution? Limit the CPU speed. And my company just agreed. Fuck that noise!!!

I already started boicotting them in 2009, when i purchased a computer, which had an S-video. But it didn’t work. Went to the store that sold it, they told me to contact HP. I did, and they just told me that it was a error on the entire laptop series, and that I should’ve known about it before I purchased the laptop.

Go fuck yourself, HP!

How in the fuck is HP still alive? The company should crash and burn.

Microsoft.

I’ll admit defeat when I’m defeated.

So if I’m into words, are libraries considered porn?

If you’re still using Chrome, do yourself a favour and install Firefox.