among the hundreds of other things that “could be tracking me”

at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if my inner most thoughts weren’t already uploaded to some giant government server.

as an American I am offended. our precious ice agents try very hard to be the very best at being the worst. please don’t take this from us Frenchie 🥖

I’m just gonna do all the tricks the kids did last time we heard about this. I’m gonna use some 3d model game character and just scan that bozo in if I can

so does that mean we’re done with OnePlus?

do it Canada, I dare you!!

(no but seriously please invade us, this orange dude is nuts)

holy fuck that sounds absolutely awesome. why wasn’t I on this version to begin with hahah