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2 months agoMy Amazon Fire that I’ve had for ten years finally bricked itself. I’m positive they did it on purpose. I only paid $100 for it, so I guess I still got my money’s worth out of it.


My Amazon Fire that I’ve had for ten years finally bricked itself. I’m positive they did it on purpose. I only paid $100 for it, so I guess I still got my money’s worth out of it.
Jesus fucking Christ. I read 3/4 of this before I realized it was an actual quote instead of an Onion-style mock-up. FFS we are in the most ridiculous timeline.