Weird, I work and get bread and I’ve got one, and my family members all have one. And most forms of communication need at least two people last I checked.

Is it our primary form of communication? No. But if cell towers go down we’re all within range of sending a text. If I lived in a city I’d definitely have one. It’s a stupid cheap insurance policy. But by all means, depend fully on your cell provider for communication.

Here’s something fun for you: Look up Kessler syndrome. If we were to lose control of our satellite networks for 24 hours, there’s a 30% chance it causes a chain reaction to where we lose the ability to even launch satellites without first cleaning up all the space debris. That time window shrinks with each new launch.

What’s wild is every diatribe I’ve ever heard about participation trophies has been from a Maga voter.

Seriously, the US isn’t going to be the only country looking to put their finger on the scale in Venezuela. Heck, there’s plenty who will do so just to further entangle the US.

Christ, the US can’t even bring about judicious transition of power on its own soil.