How about both?

But Elon is not a nazi! All he did was give out his heart to the crowd in a roman salut!

You’re not going to complain about a heartfelt roman salut, are you? That would be woke!

Pff, amateurs. I can download 8 marijuanas simultaneously.

Well, it’s going to be much more annoying with my work.

I’m a union rep at my work place. To that effect I created a second Gmail account for work/rep related mail. I still get half my mail sent to my personal email… Even though I have reminded them multiple times to send that to my work email.

Though it also took the 8 months to update my home address… I’m not entirely sure if it’s actually updated.

Hmm… Guess I’ll have to switch to Protomail. It’ll be annoying to try and change all my accounts to the new email…

Amazon can ship anywhere within a day because use subcontractors and are working barely legally or straight up illegally in an effort to kill off all local logistics services.

It’s a rather big problem in Europe, and was a large point of discussion at the ETF Workshop this year.

Welp, I guess culture is dead.

MCP?

They’re calling it the MCP?

Did they do that on purpose, or are they really so small, soft, uncultured, and tone deaf at Microsoft? It’s… Probably the latter, isn’t it…

I wish I could tell you, but for all the cool and sensible things we have her, Denmark comes with… this.

What the fuck is this, Denmark?

I’ve completely lost track of the amount of people in Russia named Vladmir, Vladimir, Voldemir, and Volodimir.

Like every corporate entity, they’re trying to redefine what those words mean. See, it’s not “insufficient knowledge” if they’re using an AI powered facial recognition program to get an objective prediction, right? Right?

Woaw, we skipped right from diversity hiring to phrenology hiring without wasting a single beat. Boy has the modern world become efreceint.

Yay, yet another once in a lifetime financial crisis.

Just blaming god again for all the unexplainable stuff. Only instead if god it’s a simulation.

Riot. Bloodshed.

You mean the assets the EU has seized and has started selling off?

Really, the only thing Russia has to rely on is China. They’ll get themselves so in-debt trying to rebuild their economy and China will have them by the balls (like they have with so many countries already).

But selling and loaning is only a temporary thing. None of that means a damned thing if it doesn’t result in something physical and real-world. But a lot of the population needed to make that possible is now lying face-down in Ukraine.

It became the new banking capital of the world because Europe was utterly devastated, needed to rebuild, but none of the currencies were worth shit.

It’s literally that which caused the United States to enter this wonderful golden age of capitalism.

I really hate it when American politician talk about this era as if America did something so right all by themselves. No, Europe was just destroyed. It made them money. You’re welcome.

To the next country… With what resources? They’re spending all their resources just to gain a few metres of territory over the course of an entire year.

All those young, able bodied working people dying to a drone attack after just two weeks of training.

Russia shouldn’t get a chunk of Ukraine as that will encourage them to invade other countries… If they’d have anything left to invade with.

See, the problem with all the “Russia will fall” rhetoric over the years is that the expectation is on a far too short time frame.

No, Russia will not fall tomorrow, or next month, or next year. And probably not even for the entire duration of this war. Hell, they might even get a chunk of Ukraine at the end of it.

But I doubt Russia will financially bounce back from this. Their “fall” is, in my eyes, going to be a slow and painful attempt to still have an economy as they realise winning isn’t really winning if you’ve spent everything on it.

America is Israel’s bitch. The US/Israeli relationship existed well before Trump or Biden or Obama.