Turns out people don’t want to come to your country when you harass them at the gate. Write that down, maybe we’ll remember it for later…probably not.

I’m pretty sure you said climate change isn’t a concern right now. Did I miss something? Your comment was very clear on that. And unfortunately you’re very wrong, but nobody admits being wrong on the internet (rarely anyway).

Dudes out here telling us not to worry about climate change contradicting the entire scientific community, and the mountain of evidence to the contrary.

Great job douche bag, you should apply to become a fossil fuel CEO, you’d fit right in.

The company i used to work for decided none of that mattered and set up a whole manufacturing plant in China. Why protect your secrets when you can just share the whole thing with China?

That you captain autocorrect.

I’m probably not exempt despite never signing up for paid chatgpt. Still kind of shitty, and unsurprising.

I weap for the environment and our future water and electricity availability.

Turns out saddling a generation with debt, and then telling them the AI is gonna take all the jobs doesn’t do a lot for moral, or our finances.

Nevermind that there’s a middle East forever war 2.0 going on that’s jacking up the cost of everything right now.

I wouldn’t use an OpenAI phone if they paid me…

I asked chatgpt and they don’t know either.

Instead of always worrying about having a job, maybe we should be pissed that not having a job means homelessness and starvation.

Not having proper safety nets in a society that demonizes homelessness as a moral failing is the real problem.

OP is clearly joking.

Good thing we put most of our electronic manufacturing in China. Can’t wait for that one to bite us in the ass…

I’m so glad we’re winning so much. Any day now our country will be great again…

Never let a good crisis go to waste they always say.

Please

Shitty people don’t get to run everything into the ground unless we let them. That’s a feature of capitalism.

Besides, authoritarianism and capitalism aren’t mutually exclusive.

We’ve been ruining the environment for a very long time, and that started with the industrial revolution precipitated by, you guessed it, our very own U.S.

Capitalism is destroying our planet. You can only spin that as positive if you don’t care about our species continued existence.

Finally, some good news in the shit news sandwich onslaught from the last year.

The only thing Silicon Valley is missing is a series of volcano lairs for their founders and CEOs.

As far you know…