“Hey, Siri, give me a real-time count of all existing lakes and update it every second.”

I hope it’ll start plummeting.

But does it lead to a kernel panic?:-?

I also wanted to point out the obvious Linux references, but the people I’d want to pra-uuh help with this replacement OS would probably be none the wiser now that I think about it…

If it doesn’t contain a Windows Activation message with a link which leads to a kernel panic, I’m not interested…

Comedy gold.