Honestly, Canada takes Minnesota and the great lake state, and the east and west coasts form their own countries might not be the worst outcome in 10 years or so.
100% Fuck No!
There are way too many Americans that will not adapt to Canadian culture. Even on the left there is heavy “American exceptionalism” brainwashing and they love guns and Jesus way too much.
Remember that 1/3 of Americans wanted to do something other than Trump. 2/3rd wanted him or didn’t give a shit enough to vote.
If Americans want a better life, they can move to Canada.
I have a trade offer for Canada. America gets Alberta, Canada gets New England, Mid-Atlantic, Pacific, and Puerto Rico.
Canada will take California as well
That’s part of the Pacific.
I should have been more spacific.
I think we’d need a laneway across Alberta so B.C. isn’t cut off. Maybe encompassing the oil fields?
Imagine the national hockey team we’d have.
This is the Canadian plan to get their national goaltenders back on track
They can have the goaltenders if they also take their ted cruz back and keep him there. I feel like Canada did a drive-by trash dumping when Cruz showed up here.
No thank you. Send him out on an ice floe.
Just make sure Texas is a frozen wasteland to keep Cruz out of the USA.
Carney should send some kind of delegation down there. You know…nothing official. Just to “talk”.
I’d be curious to see how many are actually expatriating to Canada right now from the US.
Whenever anyone left of The Homelander gets elected to office, there are waves of conservatives screaming about leaving the USA all over the internet and also getting on local news and shit, and the problem with this narrative from the right is that if they want to go somewhere further right than the US already is, they would have to go to somewhere like Russia… which is exactly what a couple did, ending predictably. The rest are too chickenshit to actually move to a place that doesn’t have the comforts liberal democracy has given them.
But shit, Canada is a fantastic option if you’re trying to escape things like being sent to the frontline of a trench war and think that you shouldn’t be killed in the street for not having your papers, and they’re just a snowy fenceline away for thousands of miles. Is Carney drafting plans for a mass immigration?
If he gets too many US refugees, will he have to make his own ICE to round up American immigrants? Can I at least ask my Canadian brothers up there to make sure it’s named ICE ICE BABY?
No. We’re not criminals.
California Washington Oregon and Hawaii are in too and I don’t want to debate about Hawaii because we need to band together for protection from this evil regime standing alone isn’t an option at this time
At that point it’s blue America with a bit of Canada attached, though. At least by population.
And canada getting a tropical paradise would be the cherry on top
Have you ever been in Rural Washington or Oregon? How about Orange County California? There are some really fucked up MAGA Nazi fucks in those areas. Just because the cities are blue doesn’t mean the rural parts aren’t filled with dumbass, sister fucking, redneck cunts.
They can leave and go to maga land and we invite the sane people from middle America to settle their property. They’ll leave one way or another
No shot this will actually happen, but I support it. Fuck this country
It’s not new, these stories have been around a long time. And yeah nobody takes them seriously, it’s more of a meta-political cartoon type joke that gets shared as a way of saying “People talkin’ this way right about now”.
That’s some clever stuff
Let me know if that’s gonna happen so I can move to MN real quick
I find it hilarious that this made its way to CBC. Usually they don’t stir the international politics pot like this.
I’m in. I love hockey, politeness, and poutine. I can handle winter and cold. I already know the anthem in English and French, because hockey. And I hate the Leafs.
If Minnesota joined…Quebec would probably use the opportunity separate because we’d have to open up the constitution.
And I hate the Leafs.
You could have just said this part and I’d fully support you as a citizen.
That, or the Canucks, would have been equally acceptable.
Out of all the States, Minnesota is one of the few I’d have almost zero objection to welcoming in. “Minnesota Nice” and “Canadian Polite” are closely related (but somewhat different).
Sadly, it will never happen. Adding a province requires re-opening the Constitution, and that’s not going to happen. (If you’re too young to remember, look up the Meech Lake and Charlottetown Accords)
Minnesota is already honorary Canadian and in my opinion, always has been.
Constitutions are made up by people and people can change them. All you need to do is either get everyone to agree, or make sure the people who don’t agree can’t stop you. Trump chose the latter, and has completely ignored and dismantled the US constitution. Whatever comes out the other side is going to be very, very different. I’m not saying that we should do that. But in the face of an existential threat like that, I don’t think it’s beyond reason that we could, in fact, get everyone to agree. It’s amazing how staring mutual death and dissolution in the face can change the bitterest of rivalries into if not perfect alignment, at least a functional working relationship. Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
If Minnesota goes, I bet Wisconsin would be soon to follow after recent events.
There’s be some rivalry between Wisconsin and Québec regarding who makes the best cheese curds.
If Québec would be open to making poutine with deep-fried cheese curds, it could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
With both fried cheese and fried potatoes you could call it Poutine deux frite.
I’ve been to Quebec. They’ll poutine ANYTHING. There are so many variations on the theme, nobody would bat an eye at that.
I think there’s room for both.
Nah, Wisconsin is too purple, sadly. This is the state, after all, that voted for the semi-sentient bucket of pig shit named F. Ron Johnson over Russ Feingold. Maybe Douglas County and blue parts of LaCrosse could sneak in there on the edge of Minnetoba undetected, though.
I don’t think Wisconsin is as purple as it initially appears. It’s just that the Republicans have managed to get a real stranglehold on that state.
Scott Walker was a real piece of shit too if I recall correctly.
Putin wouldnt mind some US states fragmenting and joining canada so maybe he’ll allow trump to allow it. It’d cause more carnage in American politics.
Please take Maine too!
