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minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up94arrow-down3·3 mesi faStay away from windows, comrade.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down2·3 mesi faAnd poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
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minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down2·3 mesi faAnd Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
minus-squareharmbugler@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·3 mesi faOr touch door handles
minus-squaredubyakay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·3 mesi faOr get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
minus-squarenorthface@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·3 mesi faOr get dust blown in your face.
minus-squareRandom_Character_A@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·3 mesi faDon’t wear underpants
minus-squarevenusaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down3·3 mesi faDon’t drink anything
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·3 mesi faUnfortunately, VX also works on your face
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 mesi faApply directly to the forehead.
minus-squarevenusaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·3 mesi faOr they can shoot you with a poison dart
minus-squarezr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·3 mesi faOh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 mesi faA very minecraft murder method, I like it.
Stay away from windows, comrade.
And poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
And walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
And Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
Or drink tea.
Or touch door handles
Or get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
Or get dust blown in your face.
or open your mail
Don’t wear underpants
Don’t drink anything
Unfortunately, VX also works on your face
Apply directly to the forehead.
Or they can shoot you with a poison dart
Oh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
A very minecraft murder method, I like it.