Oh, they’re offensive, all right.
Yeah they really shouldn’t worry about that part. Their mere existence is offensive to the sensibilities.
Welp, sorry Taiwan, looks like you’ll be a lot more on your own in a year or two.
We will be too busy invading:
Venezuela
Canada
Mexico
Greenland
Afghanistan (again)
Panama?
… and also ourselves.
They probably just wanna do Nazi expansion because the Nazis did it. They’ll ignore that it didn’t even work for the Nazis and do it to feel like they “won” against someone.
I do understand Trumps position. America, after all, is surrounded by enemies and direly needs territory to expand. The obvious way is eastward, where Greenland is begging to be liberated and the infamous, aggressive and illegimate state of Denmark has been testing America’s patience for too long…
Yeah fuck those walruses. Everyone hates them
